Our Adele Is Fat Questions with Answers


Q1: Why doesn't Adele care about her weight?

Well, we certainly can't answer a question that only Adele herself can answer, but we've got a couple of ideas.  Adele writes music for people to listen to, like, and sing along with.  She says that she doesn't make music for the eyes, and makes music only for the ears.  Then, why Adele, why do you have so many pictures of you trying to look like some woman WHO IS ACTUALLY SEXY on the internet?  I guess we'll just never know the answer.  If you want to hear her exact quote, here it is:

"My life is full of drama and I won’t have time to worry about something as petty as what I look like. I don’t like going to the gym. ‘I like eating fine foods and drinking nice wine. Even if I had a really good figure, I don’t think I’d get my t**s and a** out for no one.  I love seeing Lady Gaga’s boobs and bum. I love seeing Katy Perry’s boobs and bum. Love it. But that’s not what my music is about. I don’t make music for eyes, I make music for ears."
-Adele




Q2: How much does Adele weigh?

We have viewed many sites, and cannot find a very promising estimation, but the website that seemed to be the most acurate was "celebrityheightandweight.com".  The site said that she weighs 165 pounds.  Do we think that that's her actual weight?  No.  Our official "Adele is Fat" estimation is 179 pounds.  You say it's too fat?  Take a look at some of our photos (the real ones).

Q3: How do I ask "Adele is Fat" a question?

It's easy!  Send us an email at [email protected]!  We'll send you are answer, and be sure to write in your email if you want the question posted on our website.  We respect your privacy, and will not post your name on the site.  No adds or anything other than the response will be sent to your adress.

Q4: Has anyone told Adele that she is too fat?

Well, we don't know for sure but we believe that the rumor that has been past is true.  It has been said that Adele canceled her tour because her fans told her to loose weight.   Though we do no know it, we can expect that this could very easily be the case.